24
May
10

I Know Someone That…

I really should be doing my homework now, but it’s raining outside. And it’s beautiful. No, it’s FABULOUS.

Actually, when you’re not worrying that someone is waiting to slit your throat sins in the category of flagrant nonconformism and spread of anarchist ideals, lots of things in this mucked up world are fabulous.

Like rain. Rain is fabulous. It turns things that are apparently two-dimensional into REAL THINGS.

Like TREES. TREES ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL IN THE RAIN. I want to go hug a tree. NOW.  I mean they look so GREEN, and TOTALLY MADE OF AWESOME AND PURE PURE WIN.

And anger.  Imagine someone running toward you weapon of your choice, on a hot sunny day. Let’s say it’s a chainsaw, for the sake of imagery.

And now imagine someone running towards you , chainsaw in hand,  and it’s raining. It’s raining really hard, and your assassin is beady eyed, and frustrated, and all of that pent up anger is so visible. That’s how I want to go, really. What’s the point of dying when you’re not being the snake to the mongoose, eh?

Think about it.

The point is, yesterday all my seniors got their results for their ICSEs. Which is extremely harrowing to think about, coz, dudes, that’s me in a year.  Let me be honest,  I don ‘t like, and don’t have an affinity towards double digit numbers that  exceed 80.

I think I know (actually, everyone knows) that I should get my ass in line, but it’s SO MUCH FUN GETTING AWAY WITH IT. Every single time I don’t do my homework,  I feel bad, yes, but I also feel INVIGORATED, man.  It’s like love, but naughtier.

And on the topic of love, my old crushes are catching up with me. And. It’s. Painful. They’re coming back in the form of friends, accomplices in delinquent crime, and parasites who can’t get their OWN arses in line without me.  I seem to incapable of having I-hate-your-guts-and-you-hate-mine-so-shove-it relationships with guys whom I’ve been interested in.

Also, my only solution at this point is to

  1. Get homeschooled.
  2. Hire all my friends strippers who’ll do their homework for them and dismember them using a chainsaw if they step out of line.
  3. And buy a raft. For fun.

That’s my romping ravaging rant for the day bee tee double yooh. I should do this more often. It’s enjoyableish.

P.S.

1. Everyone check out SixBillionSecrets.com It is. the shit.

2. My post titles, for those of you wondering, are generated from the top twitter trends of the day. Till that thing in my brain starts working.

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